So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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