Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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