i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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