im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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