I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
PANTIES FOUND
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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