I haven't been this sober since birth.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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