forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Alive.
So much puke
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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