Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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