If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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