Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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