Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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