Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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