If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you didnt know i had herpes?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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