Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
it's like iHOP with fire
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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