Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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