There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
