I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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