It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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