i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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