Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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