even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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