girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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