Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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