On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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