do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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