Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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