I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Randomize
