I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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