you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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