You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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