You're so nebulous sometimes
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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