Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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