Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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