Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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