i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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