He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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