But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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