Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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