what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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