I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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