clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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