CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
