No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
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