i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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