THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
