is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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