Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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