At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
jump out the window naked night went bad
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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