yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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