So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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