you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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