I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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