i can't believe i had my finger in that
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Randomize
