I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am spending my child support on dildos
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It's just like the Real World with babies
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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