so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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